Onwards!

Thank you to all those who attended Verbal Medicine – it was a terrific night, and we’ve been blushing at all the uber-flattering Tweets. Illicit Ink returns to the Bongo Club on Sunday 1st July from 8-10pm to explore the theme of espionage. We’re currently programming this one, but can confirm STV’s David Marsland will compère proceedings. If you have an idea as to what espionage-themed treats you’d like on the night, drop us a comment here or tweet us at @illicit_ink. More on this soon!

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Countdown to Verbal Medicine

Come hear medicine-themed stories by Tracey S. Rosenberg, Andrew C. Ferguson, Alan Gillespie, Lynsey May, Andrew J. Wilson, R A Martens, Bryony Stocker, Silvia Barlaam and Lizzie Cass-Maran.

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Interview: Dixie Midnight

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Dixie Midnight was the delectable emcee for Love Sick, our 2011 anti-Valentine’s event. By popular demand, Dixie (who looks uncannily like Jennifer Bryce) will return to host Verbal Medicine on Sunday 6th May. We caught up with her to find out just what makes this luscious lady tick…

Firstly, tell us a bit about yourself.

Well, me name’s Dixie and I’m from Liverpool. I used to be a stripper but I had to give it up ‘cos me fella didn’t like it. I mean, he liked the bit where I took me clothes off, just not the bit where other blokes paid to watch me.

What have you been doing since we last saw you?

I think last time we spoke I was workin’ part time as an agony aunt for a lads mag: Dear Dixie, that was me. But me fella, he auditions for all them reality shows, you know; Britain’s Got Talent, X Factor, anything with Simon Cowell in. He even had a bit part in Desperate Scousewives last year. Anyway, with him followin’ his career its up to me to make the money and Dear Dixie wasn’t really enough so I’ve started trainin’ as an auxiliary nurse to earn a bit extra.

Why are you joining us for Verbal Medicine?

Well I have to say that part of it has to do with missing the spotlight. A girl likes a bit of attention now and then, although me fella don’t know about it. ‘e’d be furious if ‘e knew I was intellectualisin’ with you lot. And besides, in me new-found career I’ve learned all sorts of interestin’ medical stuff; for example, did you know that a passionate kiss can burn up to 6.4 calories per minute? I’m thinkin of doin’ a fitness video, “Snog Yourself Thin”, bet that would sell well down the Women’s Institute eh?

What are your favourite sorts of stories?

I like a good romance, I’m a sucker for all that Mills & Boon stuff. Sweet and soppy with a good sex scene in the middle.

Is it true you’re writing a saucy autobiography?

Well now that would be tellin’ wouldn’t it? Alright, yes I’ve been approached to a kind of tell all, “Dixie: A Stripper’s Life”. It’ll be like “Secret Diary of a Callgirl” set in Liverpool. It’s all still under discussion but, me lawyer says that he’s gonna fight for me to have power over casting in the film rights. Bell de Jour can do what she likes, but there’s no way Billie Piper gets her hands on my story!

Tell us a naughty secret…

Ooh, let me think. I’ve got so many it’s impossible to choose. How about a naughty tip instead: handcuffs aren’t just for your hands. Have fun kids.

You can see Dixie in the flesh at our next event Verbal Medicine on Sunday 6th May at The Bongo Club, 8 till 10pm.

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Next event: Verbal Medicine

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Our medicine-themed event takes place on Sunday 6th May at The Bongo Club. Doors are at 7:30pm, and the event will run from 8 till 10. Regrettably novelist Lin Anderson, who was advertised to attend, has had to cancel. But fear not: we still have some awesome writers to showcase, including local talents Tracey S. Rosenberg, Alan Gillespie and Andrew C. Ferguson. The event will be compèred by our very own naughty nurse Dixie Midnight (aka Jennifer Bryce). And of course, we’ll be administering meds (M&Ms). See you there!

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The Gutenberg Boys

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We caught up with Ian Boyter to find out more about The Gutenberg Boys, a storytelling stage show taking place at Dreghorn Loan Hall on Saturday 14th April.

First, can you tell us a bit about the story?

Set in the Edinburgh in the 1960s, the stage show is based on Ian Boyter’s book, ‘The Adventures of The Gutenberg Boys’. This extraordinary fictional memoir is a hilarious evocation of the work, play and joyful shenanigans of a group of 1960s printing apprentices as they grapple with the antiquated printing methods of Johannes Gutenberg.

In a busy Edinburgh printing factory, in glitzy, grimy dance halls where rock ’n’ roll is youth’s latest passion, in the streets and bars of the capital city, Blackie, the rawest new apprentice and his crafty workmates relieve life’s daily grind by outwitting each other, outfoxing the foreman and betting on the Cuban missile crisis, while flirting with forgery, fire-raising, fantasy and the fairer sex, as they gradually wise up …and become letterpress printers in the process.

Ian, three other musicians and a show director have collaborated to develop the script, and eight brand-new rock ‘n roll songs.

Alastair McDonald, best known for his Scottish folk songs, is flexing his considerable storytelling muscles. He also sings and plays guitar in the show.

Peter Fenton, singer and guitarist, is the show’s lead singer and is accompanied by Alan Herriot on keyboards and vocals. Alan, also an excellent singer, has created the show’s original cartoons. Ian adds his saxophone to the music, which is performed live on stage.

What lead you to adapting the book into a stage show?

I wanted to perform a reading of some of the stories myself, but I don’t have the ability to do the stories justice. My friend, Alastair McDonald, is an experienced actor, and he offered to make audio recordings to let me hear how he thought the characters should be ‘played’. There is a lot of pithy Scots dialogue in the stories and Alastair is the ideal actor to express it. When I heard his readings I was amazed at how he added much more drama and expression to the stories than I could ever have imagined. He is able to use individual voices for each of the characters and bring them vividly to life.

What do you think the music adds to the story?

Some of the stories take place in dance halls and sometimes the teenage characters discuss the pop music of their day. Because I am a working musician, having played saxophone in rock and jazz bands since I was a teenager, I felt that certain parts of the stories could be re-interpreted as songs and add whole additional dimension to the show.

How long has the adaption taken? What changes had to be made?

Once the project group was formed (one storyteller, three musicians and a director) we worked for about three months, holding one project group meeting a week on the script adaptation. At the same time the eight songs were written and developed. For the show, the stories (four stories selected from twenty in the book) were simplified, reducing the number of characters and cutting any parts of the storyline deemed not absolutely essential to moving the story forward at a good fast pace. Many sentences were re-written to ensure that the identity of the particular character speaking was immediately established. Finally, to get the show down to a reasonable length, one and a quarter hours, I was ruthless in editing my text, with the valuable assistance of Alastair McDonald and the show director.

Do you have any other projects planned?

Once the show has been premiered I might be able to think about future projects, (there is plenty more unused material in my book) but with two weeks to go, my total focus is on this show.

Where can people find out more about the show?

Go to my website: http://www.ianboyter.co.uk

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